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What is the wasps’ favorite song?

Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete’s foot !

What kind of bee can’t be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?

Ath-fleats!

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

What’s a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

What’s a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

What’s a bees favourite novel ?

The Great Gats-bee !

What’s a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?

A bramble bee !

What’s more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

What’s the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

Where do bees keep their money ?

In a honey box !

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

Where do you take a sick wasp?

To waspital.

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Who is a bee’s favourite painter ?

Pablo Beecasso !

Who is the bees favourite pop group ?

The bee gees !

Who is the bees favourite singer ?

Sting !

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why did the fly fly ?

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