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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
Spotted click
What do you get if you type www….
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
What do you put in a www.ashing …
What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
Net curtains!
What goes round the middle of th…
What goes round the middle of the Internet?
The e-quator.
What grows on the World Wide Web…
What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
Internettles.
What happened when the schoool b…
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
What has long ears, hops and lik…
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
What kind of doctor fixes broken…
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
What sits in the middle of the w…
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?
A very, very big spider !
What surfs the Internet and goes…
What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?
Thomas the Search Engine.
What’s hairy, dangerous and only…
What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon?
The www.erewolf.
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet …
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What’s the best city to search t…
What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
Rome.
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On…
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
On the world wide web.
Which Lord Mayor of London was a…
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
Click Whittington
Which of the seven dwarfs use th…
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
Who has the best website in the …
Who has the best website in the jungle?
The Onlion King.
Who is the most popular wizard o…
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?
Har e-potter.
Who is the oldest singer on the …
Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
Click Jagger.
Who looks after the EuroDisney w…
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?
Mick e-mouse.
Who runs the 100 acre wood websi…
Who runs the 100 acre wood website?
www.innie the pooh.
Who sits at the end of the yello…
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
The www.izard of Oz.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at …
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker.
Who writes all his plays on the …
Who writes all his plays on the Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Who writes hit musicals on the I…
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Why are elephants no good at Net…
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
Because they’re scared of the mouse.
Why are frogs no good at websurf…
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf…
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Why did the mummy stop using the…
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why do beavers spend a fortune o…
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off.
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on…
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
Because they can’t stop saving their work.
Why do you keep going back to th…
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?
I can’t help it, I’m hooked.
Why do you think your report sho…
Why do you think your report should be on the net?
Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
Why was Cinderella able to surf …
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Why was the skeleton using the I…
Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork.
You need to log on to the window…
You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!
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