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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What goes “Clip”?

A one legged horse!

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What goes zzub, zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn’t take it – he already had a door!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?

No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?

No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens if you eat a hot frog ?

You’ll croak in no time !

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

What has antlers and sucks blood ?

A moose-quito !

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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