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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.

What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, “Well, this kid really knows his stuff!”The other replied, “I don’t think he is so hot. Did you notice how flat his high E was at the end?

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it’s piping hot.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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