How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken ... Read more

How do you take a pig to hospital? By ... Read more

How does a pig write home? With a pig ... Read more

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig ... Read more

I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my ... Read more

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of ... Read more

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their ... Read more

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the ... Read more

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of ... Read more

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage ... Read more