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What do you get if you cross tee…

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you get if you cross two…

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

What do you get if you cross two…

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you get if you drop a pi…

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?

A flat back four!

What do you get it you cross a p…

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you add 2 a…

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What do you get when you cross a…

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you give a deer with an …

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you give a sick snake ? …

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What do you give a sick snake ?

Asp-rin !

What do you have to know to be a…

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What Do you tell a woman with tw…

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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, you told her twice.

What do you think of Dracula fil…

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What does a basketball player do…

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What does a carpet salesman give…

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What does a footballer and a mag…

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What does a footballer and a mag…

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

What does a snowman eat for dinn…

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What does a snowman eat for dinner?

Ice-burgers.

What does a squid sheriff form?A…

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What does a squid sheriff form?

An octoposse!

What does a vampire take for a c…

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What does a vampire take for a cold?

Coffin syrup!

What does a vampire stand on aft…

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

What does a witch do if her broo…

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What does a witch enjoy cooking …

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

What does a witch get if she’s a…

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What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

What does an Australian witch ri…

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What does an astronaut do when h…

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What does an octopus wear on a c…

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What does an octopus take on a c…

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

What does Dracula say when you t…

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well, fangcy that!

What does Dracula say to his vic…

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

What does Paul Inces mum make fo…

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?

Ince pies !

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr …

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What does Paul Inces mum make fo…

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What doesn’t get any wetter no m…

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What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What dog can tell the time ?A wa…

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What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

What flies around your light at …

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What game do tornadoes like to p…

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

-Twister

What gas do snails prefer? Shell…

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What game do you play if you don…

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What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelc…

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? …

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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?

A witch in a minefield.

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