What do you get if you cross tee…
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?
Dental floss !
What do you get if you cross two…
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What do you get if you cross two…
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What do you get if you drop a pi…
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?
A flat back four!
What do you get it you cross a p…
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
What do you get when you add 2 a…
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
A senior high school math problem.
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
Bell-bottoms!
What do you give a deer with an …
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
What do you have to know to be a…
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
What Do you tell a woman with tw…
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What does a basketball player do…
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
What does a carpet salesman give…
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Rugs and kisses!
What does a footballer and a mag…
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks!
What does a footballer and a mag…
What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?
Both do hat tricks !
What does a vampire stand on aft…
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat.
What does a witch do if her broo…
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?
She calls the flying squad !
What does a witch get if she’s a…
What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?
Broom sick.
What does an astronaut do when h…
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off:
What does an octopus wear on a c…
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms!
What does an octopus take on a c…
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles!
What does Dracula say when you t…
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
Well, fangcy that!
What does Dracula say to his vic…
What does Dracula say to his victims?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
What does Paul Inces mum make fo…
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies !
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr …
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bite!
What does Paul Inces mum make fo…
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
Ince pies!
What doesn’t get any wetter no m…
What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean
What flies around your light at …
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
What game do you play if you don…
What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelc…
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? …
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield.



