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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
A senior high school math problem.
What happens if you draw on the …
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!
What kind of food do maths teach…
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
What was King Arthur’s favourite…
What was King Arthur’s favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
What’s black and white all over …
What’s black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
What’s the longest piece of furn…
What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
The multiplication table.
What’s the worst thing you’re li…
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!
What’s yellow, has wheels and li…
What’s yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!
When a teacher closes his eyes, …
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
Where did all the cuts and blood…
Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
The school went on a trip!
Where did the pilgrims land when…
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
Where do children learn their AB…
Where do children learn their ABC’s ?
At LMN-tary school !
Why aren’t you doing very well i…
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Why did the teacher put the ligh…
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
Why did the teacher wear sunglas…
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
Why do teachers use a bamboo can…
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?
Because when the cane goes ‘bam’ the child goes boo!
Why was the headmaster worried?B…
Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why were you late ?Sorry, teache…
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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