Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary ... Read more

First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to ... Read more

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told ... Read more

How can you spell too much with two letters?XS ... Read more

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How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't ... Read more

How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t"That's not how the dictionary spells it""You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it ... Read more

Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the ... Read more