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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?
Dental floss !
What do you get it you cross a p…
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
What game do you play if you don…
What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What happened to the man who put…
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!
What happened when a man fell in…
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
What happened when the slave put…
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What sort of an act do you do? I…
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
What’s the best thing to put int…
What’s the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Why are false teeth like stars?B…
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night.
Why are vampires like false teet…
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all come out at night.
Why did the old lady cover her m…
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth.
Why did the termite eat a sofa a…
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Why didn’t the monster use tooth…
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
Why didn’t the monster use tooth…
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
Why do you forget a tooth, as so…
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of your head.
Why does a vampire clean his tee…
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Why is 4,840 square yards like a…
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?
Because it is an acre.
Why is a toothless dog like a tr…
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.
Willie: “I have an awful toothac…
Willie: “I have an awful toothache.”Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.”Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”
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