Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to ... Read more

Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for ... Read more

Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we just have a very long power linerunning to the ... Read more

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,"Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock."Steve says, "Will that keep ... Read more

Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am ... Read more

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of ... Read more

The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park ... Read more

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. ... Read more

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, whopays with a $20 bill.The ... Read more

There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup ... Read more