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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!

Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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