Why did the condom cross the roa…
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Why did the condom cross the road?Because it was pissed ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why did the cow jump over the mo…
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky ... Read more
Why did the cowboy die with his …
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket ... Read more
Why did the cowboy get a hot sea…
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the ... Read more
Why did the cowboy ride his hors…
Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to ... Read more
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?It…
Why did the cowboy's car stop?It had Injun (engine) ... Read more
Why did the dentist make a poor …
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?Because they fought both tooth and ... Read more
Why did the dinosaur walk on two…
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a ... Read more
Why did the dish and spoon hide …
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with ... Read more
Why did the dog go to the doctor…
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?The tomato was in a ... Read more