2010 April
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
While I was waiting to see the d…
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”
Where is the most open green spa…
Where is the most open green space in New York City?
Central Pork
Where is the monster’s temple? O…
Where is the monster’s temple?
On the side of his head.
Where would you put an injured i…
Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an antbulance !
Where will a springer spaniel ne…
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a flea market!
Which aardvark holds the speed r…
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Where’s the safest place to hide…
Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man?
Under the soap
Where’s the most dangerous place…
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On…
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
On the world wide web.
Which big cat should you never p…
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
Which baseball team is currently…
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!
Which author do the Gorillas lov…
Which author do the Gorillas love most?
Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
Which astronaut wears the bigges…
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head.
Which big cat should you never p…
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
Which burger is famous for a lon…
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which book makes prudish Gorilla…
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
The Naked Ape!
Which birds steal soap from the …
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber ducks !
Which city holds the record for …
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
Fall-adelphia!
Which cheeseburger makes a big h…
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
A double!
Which dances do the burgers do b…
Which dances do the burgers do best?
The burger-loo and the char char!
Which dog eats with its tail?All…
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which dog eats with its tail?All…
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel…
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An ape-ricot sour!
Which dog looks like a cat?A pol…
Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in disguise.
Which England player keeps up th…
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
Paul gas coin!
Which England player keeps up th…
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?
Paul gas coin !
Which end of a bus is it best to…
Which end of a bus is it best to get off?
It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
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