Where did the mooron take the ba…
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!
Where did the newlywed horses st…
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite!
Where did the piglets study thei…
Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?
At a school for higher loining.
Where did the pilgrims land when…
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?
On their feet !
Where did the pilgrims land when…
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
Where did the witch get her furn…
Where did the witch get her furniture ?
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Where did vampires go to first i…
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New-fang-land.
Where do astronauts leave their …
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors !
Where do astronauts leave their …
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
Where do baby ghosts go during t…
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Where do birds invest their mone…
Where do birds invest their money ?
In the stork market !
Where do blind parrots go for tr…
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The Birds Eye counter!
Where do blind sparrows go for t…
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !
Where do cars get the most flat …
Where do cars get the most flat tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.
Where do children learn their AB…
Where do children learn their ABC’s ?
At LMN-tary school !
Where do cows like to ride on tr…
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
Where do Eskimos train their dog…
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?
In the mush room !
Where do football directors go w…
Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?
The bored room !
Where do football directors go w…
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room!
Where do frogs keep their treasu…
Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Where do frogs leave their hats …
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom !
Where do ghosts mail their lette…
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.



