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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

-A wash and wear wolf

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of pig do sows dislike?

Male Chauvinist Pigs.

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What kind of star wears sunglasses?

A movie star.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of thief steals meat?

A hamburglar.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig’s tie !

What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What kind of typewriters do vampires like?

Blood type-writers.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of watch is best for people who don’t like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail, of course!

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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