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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?

A swine gut !

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?

A flat back four!

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot, cross bunnies !

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?

A Great Dane out !

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?

Pre-tanned leather.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?

A Lassie who plays brassie!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”

What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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