What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?
A tusky!
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
Bell-bottoms!
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.
What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
A cuckoo clock.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
A religious movement!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
