How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying ... Read more

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong ... Read more

How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm ... Read more

How do you know when an accountant's on holidays?He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after ... Read more

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given ... Read more

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last ... Read more

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to ... Read more

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your ... Read more

Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances don't2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never ... Read more

Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this ... Read more