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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?

An outboard apple.

What is the left side of an apple?

The part that you don’t eat.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie ?

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go in pairs !

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they’re crab apples !

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