Bed jokes
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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
Cot-on-wool.
What should you do if you find a…
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
What should you do if you find a…
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.
What should you do if you find a…
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
When does a bed grow longer?At n…
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because two feet are added to it.
When is your mind like a rumpled…
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
When it isn’t made up yet.
When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him,…
When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that?
She had taken the bed.
Why are rivers lazy?Because they…
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds.
Why did the bed spread?Because i…
Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Why did the boy take the ruler t…
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the composer spend all h…
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
Why did the girl put her bed in …
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Why did the girl take a ruler to…
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Why did the kid punch the bed?Hi…
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Why did the man take a pencil to…
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?
To draw the curtains !
Why did your sister keep running…
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why do people go to bed? Because…
Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to them.
Why do you go to bed?Because the…
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not come to you.
Why does your brother wear a lif…
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Why shouldn’t you believe a pers…
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying.
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t f…
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
You can’t have any more chocolat…
You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I’ll lay on my side.
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