Small Bed jokes for party

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why do people go to bed?

Because the bed won’t come to them.

Why do you go to bed?

Because the bed will not come to you.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.

You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I’ll lay on my side.