Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident [...]

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom !

Where is the most open green space in New York City?
Central Pork

Where is the monster’s temple?
On the side of his head.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!