What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?

A swine gut !

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?

A flat back four!

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot, cross bunnies !