Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good?
Barber: It’s on the same old head.
Customer: Why doesn’t my hairlin…
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Customer: Why doesn’t this resta…
Customer: Why doesn’t this restaurant have any specials?
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Customer: Why doesn’t your menu …
Customer: Why doesn’t your menu list prices?
Waiter: We didn’t want to make you sick before the food does.
Customer: Why don’t you eat here…
Customer: Why don’t you eat here, waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don’t want to compound the felony.
Customer: Why don’t you have dog…
Customer: Why don’t you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Customer: Why is my hairline rec…
Customer: Why is my hairline receding?
Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
Customer: Why is this sandwich h…
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn’t have time to finish it.
Customer: You said these pants w…
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.”Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea …
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum’s too frightened he’ll break it!
Dad, can you help me find the lo…
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!