Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?
No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?
No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?
Dad, do you like baked apples?
Yes son, why?
The orchard’s on fire.
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
Dad, would you like to save some money?
I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?
Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?
But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, “As best as we can figure, it is something like – Hey, can you hear me now?
Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?
Nan: He could be twins !
Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy