Dad, would you like to save some money?

I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?

Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?

He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,”Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?

” “Whada ya win?

” “A million dollars!” said the redneck. “You get a dollar a year for a million years.” “How much are they each?

” “Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!”

Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl.Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”

Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That’s what I’m afraid of!

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?

No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How can you get rich by eating?

Eat fortune cookies.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.