Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting ... Read more

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc ... Read more

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million ... Read more

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact ... Read more

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A ... Read more

Q: what's a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long ... Read more

There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They ... Read more

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts ... Read more

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. ... Read more