What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What is your favourite type of birthday present?
Another present!
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
“Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
What’s the greatest birthday present?
Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
When is your birthday?
17th January. What year?
Every year!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?
He’s trying to age disgracefully!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
Will you come to my party on Saturday?
Yes, please, What’s the address?
25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow?
Well, you won’t be empty-handed, will you!
