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Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why did Davy Crockett always wea…
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
Why did the boy put candles on t…
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Why did the boy feel warm on his…
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Why did the fat monster put a ca…
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
Why did you buy me a pair of bun…
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why did you hit your birthday ca…
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
Why do we put candles on top of …
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why does the monster act wild an…
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?
He’s trying to age disgracefully!
Why was the birthday cake as har…
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was the monster standing on …
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs bi…
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
Will you come to my party on Sat…
Will you come to my party on Saturday?
Yes, please, What’s the address?
25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow?
Well, you won’t be empty-handed, will you!
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