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What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?

A blonde doing cartwheels.

What is every blonde’s ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What’s a blondes idea of natural childbirth?

No make-up.

What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?

Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, “I wonder why?

“The blonde replied, “Must be because the oil would suffocate them.”

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt’n peckers.

Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don’t know. Neither did she!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?

She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said “concentrate” on it!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That’s where you wash all your vegetables!

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don’t drink!

Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists?

They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!

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