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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?

A thermomeater!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?

They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?

‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!

What happens when two burgers fall in love?

They live together in holy meatrimony!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story?

Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song?

‘Home on the Range’!

What is the hamburgers’ motto?

If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball – a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite?

‘Hammy’ – as sung by Al Jolson!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?

The meatric system, silly!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

When do burgers quit their jobs?

The day they decide to meat LOAF!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?

When somebody says, ‘Well done’!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‘lamb’, where did it go?

Oh, ‘ewe’ know!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?

On a bed of lettuce!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?

To a meat ball!

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?

Fry-day!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?

Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?

The POTTED ones!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?

BITING humour!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Who can beat any burger at golf?

Any LINKS sausage!

Who do hamburgers love on TV?

Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!

Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress?

Candice Berger!

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?

Sizzle B. DeMille!

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