Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
A double!
Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?
Fry-day!
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?
The POTTED ones!
Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT talks!
Which people do the burgers hate?
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?
BITING humour!
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
Vegetarians!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress?
Candice Berger!
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?
The meatball heros!
Why are hamburgers essential to football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?
Too many turnovers!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it’s a FAST food!
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test their meattle!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
They’re great at the plate!
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!
