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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn’t fit through the door.

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