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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn’t fit through the door.

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