Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the ... Read more

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the ... Read more

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big ... Read more

Have you seen the bus website?Yes - it's just the ... Read more

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers ... Read more

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a ... Read more

How do eels get around the seabed? They go by ... Read more

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I don't know.Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake ... Read more

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of ... Read more

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell ... Read more