Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.""What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the ... Read more

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!"Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could ... Read more

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? ... Read more

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the ... Read more

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the ... Read more

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that ... Read more

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?There is no smoke from an electric ... Read more

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the ... Read more

In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.They angrily look one at the other.Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and ... Read more

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was ... Read more