Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: I'm in a car ... Read more

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit ... Read more

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for ... Read more

Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying ... Read more

Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?Driver: They're all in the glove ... Read more

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway ... Read more

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, you're the one with the ... Read more

Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just ... Read more

Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in ... Read more

Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of ... Read more