During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news."There's no easy way to say this, ... Read more

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. ... Read more

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately ... Read more

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high ... Read more

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one ... Read more

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleepwith President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not ... Read more

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station ... Read more

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from ... Read more

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked."Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," ... Read more

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met ... Read more