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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?

Pre-tanned leather.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What hair style is a calf’s favorite?

The cowlick!

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody’s herd.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”?

A cow walking backwards!

What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?

Bullogna

What is a cow’s favourite TV show ?

Dr Moo !

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What is the definition of “derange”?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What is the definition of “moon”?

The past tense of “moo”!

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?

Beef-flat!

What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!

What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What’s a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

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