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Who is the biggest gangster in t…

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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Who is the strongest thief?A sho…

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Who was the world’s greatest thi…

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Who was the world’s greatest thief ?

Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

Why are burglars such good tenni…

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Why did the burglar take a showe…

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why do pens get sent to prison ?…

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Why do they put a suicide watch …

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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?

Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself?

Does it spoil the fun?

I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him.

Why is a sinking ship like a per…

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why was the robber so secure? He…

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Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

Why was the robber bionic? He wa…

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Why would someone in jail want t…

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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