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What hired killer never goes to jail?

The exterminator.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of thief steals meat?

A hamburglar.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

What’s another word for a murderer who kills old ladies?

A Killergran.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything – desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Who was the world’s greatest thief ?

Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?

Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself?

Does it spoil the fun?

I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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