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What is a duck’s favorite dance ?

The quackstep !

What is a frog’s favorite dance?

The Lindy Hop.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?

The Vaults.

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?

The Fang Tango.

Where can you dance in California?

San Frandisco.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?

Dark Raver !

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

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