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What followed the dinosaur ?

It’s tail !

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork!

What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?

To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can’t hide behind billboards.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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