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During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove herkids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightestopportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with herexplosive temper. As the ... Read more

Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?"."Hundred Bucks"."OK", he said and began to jerk off."What the hell are you doing that for?""For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you ... Read more

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