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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
– You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Why were men given larger brains…
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callou…
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when we’re making love?
” ! Husband: “Because I don’t want to wake you.”
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll…
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.- Give me some roll, Winnie!- It’s not a roll, it’s a bun.- Give me some bun, Winnie!- It’s not a bun, it’s a bap.- Give me some bap, Winnie!- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can’t even make up your mind!
Winnie and Piglet sit on the ban…
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.A crocodile comes out of the river:- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.- Get lost, oh green one!- Come on guys, just one!- Go %@~# yourself!So what would you do?
Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!
Women need a reason to have sex….
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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