What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc?
What’s up, Doc?
‘Check for bugs in your system.
When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
When they are read.
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?
They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why don’t vikings send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don’t you stamp e-mails?
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.
