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Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They’d rather give each other a ring.

Why don’t vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why don’t you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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