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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
What happened when the Easter Bu…
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
What has big ears, brings Easter…
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?
The Easter Elephant.
What has long ears, hops and lik…
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
What has long ears, four legs, a…
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
An Easter bunnet!
What is the best way to send a l…
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favou…
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favou…
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?
A cotton tale!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favou…
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
What will the Easter Bunny be do…
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
What’s big and purple and hugs y…
What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney!
What’s long and stylish and full…
What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
What’s pink, has five toes, and …
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people’s foot!
What’s red and blue and sogs up …
What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
What’s the difference between th…
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
What’s yellow, has long ears, an…
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to…
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
Where does the Easter Bunny go w…
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!
Who delivers Easter treats to al…
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favour…
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Why are you stuffing all that Ea…
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to…
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Why did the rabbit cross the roa…
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did you drive the lawn mower…
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?Beca…
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why is Easter like whipped cream…
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it’s always on a sundae!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upse…
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why was the monster sitting in h…
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
Would you like something from my…
Would you like something from my Easter basket?
“Sure!”"Here. Have some plastic grass.”
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