Who delivers Easter treats to al…
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favour…
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Why are you stuffing all that Ea…
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to…
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Why did the rabbit cross the roa…
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did you drive the lawn mower…
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?Beca…
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why is Easter like whipped cream…
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it’s always on a sundae!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upse…
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why was the monster sitting in h…
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
Would you like something from my…
Would you like something from my Easter basket?
“Sure!”"Here. Have some plastic grass.”


