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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?
Plenty of room !
What does a bald elephant wear f…
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
What goes up slowly and comes do…
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?
An elephant in a lift !
What grey, has a wand, huge wing…
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6…
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
An elephant with spare parts !el
What is a baby elephant after he…
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?
Six weeks old !
What is stronger an elephant or …
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?
A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
What is the easy way to get a wi…
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?
Get a tame one and annoy it !
What is worse than raining cats …
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Raining elephants !
What kind of elephants live in A…
What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?
Cold ones !
What pill would you give to an e…
What pill would you give to an elephant that can’t sleep ?
Trunkquilizers !
What to you get if you cross a p…
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
What weighs 4 tons and is bright…
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
An elephant holding its breath !
What’s as big as an elephant but…
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?
An elephant’s shadow !
What’s big and grey and lives in…
What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
What’s big and grey and wears a …
What’s big and grey and wears a mask ?
The elephantom of the opera !
What’s big and grey and protects…
What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !
What’s big, grey and flies strai…
What’s big, grey and flies straight up ?
An elecopter !
What’s blue and has big ears ?An…
What’s blue and has big ears ?
An elephant at the North Pole !
What’s grey and goes round and r…
What’s grey and goes round and round ?
An elephant in a washing machine !
What’s grey and moves at a hundr…
What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
What’s grey and never needs iron…
What’s grey and never needs ironing ?
A drip dry elephant !
What’s grey and wrinkly and jump…
What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?
An elephant with hiccups !
What’s grey, carries a bunch of …
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant !
What’s grey, beautiful and wears…
What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderelephant !
What’s grey but turns red ?An em…
What’s grey but turns red ?
An embarrassed elephant !
What’s grey, stands in a river w…
What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
What’s the best way to see a cha…
What’s the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?
On television !
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other one week !
What’s the difference between an…
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
About 3,000 miles !
What’s the difference between an…
What’s the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?
A gooseberry is green !
What’s the difference between an…
What’s the difference between an elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
What’s the difference between an…
What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
What’s the difference between an…
What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What’s the difference between an…
What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?
You can’t make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What’s yellow on the outside and…
What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana !
When should you feed milk to a b…
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?
When it’s a baby elephant !
Who do elephants get their chris…
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !
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