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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What is the Cuban national anthem?

”Row Your Boat!”

What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German.A Pessimist learns Chinese.A Realist learns AK-47.

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?

Kindergarten dropout.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?

An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill you.”A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill myself.”

What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

What’s the object of a Jewish football game?

To get the quarter back!

What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

“Attention K-Mart shoppers…”

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. “And the Americans, they are so friendly!” he concluded. “Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, …. ‘Jose, can you see?

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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?

In Iraq (a rack)

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?

-The Aggie drove through a car wash

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?

So they can see the old Polish Navy!

Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?

Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?

It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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