Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?
-The Aggie drove through a car wash
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?
It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because the people are always Russian !
