Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why don't you marry her?Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best ... Read more

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other ... Read more

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it ... Read more

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.Patient: I'm ... Read more

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand ... Read more

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. ... Read more