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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull corn by the ears.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
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