What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
The fire department.
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?
“In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the triggerto release the foam.” Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgotto pull the pin. The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?
” In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
