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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?

They keep repeating themselves.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why can’t you make bread like my mother?

I would if you could make dough like your father!

Why did the biscuit cry?

Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

Why did the grape cross the road?

To get away from the grapefruit.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?

WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

“HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”

Would you like a duck egg for supper?

Only if you quack it for me.

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