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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster.

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?

100 way to wok your dog.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What’s a doll’s favorite food?

Barbie-Q!

What’s a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

What’s red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What’s the best day to eat bacon?

Fry-day.

What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.

What’s the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become?

Lone Lee.

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?

“”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied.”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now?

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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?

They keep repeating themselves.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why can’t you make bread like my mother?

I would if you could make dough like your father!

Why did the biscuit cry?

Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

Why did the grape cross the road?

To get away from the grapefruit.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?

WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

“HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”

Would you like a duck egg for supper?

Only if you quack it for me.

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