Frog jokes
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What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart’s new?
What does a frog say when it was…
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
Rub it, rub it, rub it.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-das…
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !
What happened when a frog joined…
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
He bowled long hops !
What happens if you eat a hot fr…
What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You’ll croak in no time !
What jumps up and down in front …
What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
Froglights !
What kind of shoes to frogs like…
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad sandals !
Whats green and goes round and r…
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
Whats green and can jump a mile …
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups !
Whats green and goes round and r…
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
Whats white on the outside, gree…
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
Whats the world weakest animal ?…
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Where do frogs keep their treasu…
Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Where do frogs leave their hats …
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom !
Why did the lizard go on a diet …
Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed too much for its scales !
Why did the toad become a lighth…
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.
Why did the toad become a lighth…
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !
Why didn’t the female frog lay e…
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? …
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like…
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants…
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat…
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Why was the frog down in the mou…
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy !
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