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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed too much for its scales !
Why did the toad become a lighth…
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.
Why did the toad become a lighth…
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !
Why didn’t the female frog lay e…
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? …
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like…
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants…
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat…
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Why was the frog down in the mou…
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy !
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