Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
