What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?
The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
What is a ghost’s favorite Wild West town?
Tombstone.
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
What sort of violin does a ghost play?
A dreadivarius.
What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghosted.
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
-They boo-kle their seatbelts
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul’s Day
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a ghastly station.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there’s no body there!
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had just dread-ged the lake.
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.
