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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!
Which ghost sailed the seven sea…
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Who did the ghost invite to his …
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on…
Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.
Why are haunted houses so noisy …
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Why did the ghost work at Scotla…
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the ghost go to the funf…
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why don’t ghosts make good magic…
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
Why is a ghost like an empty hou…
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there’s no body there!
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn…
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !
Why were the ghosts wet and tire…
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had just dread-ged the lake.
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A gh…
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.
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