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What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn’t take it – he already had a door!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is the Ape monster’s name?

Godzilla Gorilla!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What’s hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby – the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!

Where did the Gorilla play baseball?

In the bush leagues,of course!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?

Fall-adelphia!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?

Gorilla My Dreams!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet?

Ben/Anna!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?

Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They’re willing to work peanuts!

Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?

Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?

He had little Ape-titude!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?

An advertisement’s headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!

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