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Which author do the Gorillas love most?
Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
Which book makes prudish Gorilla…
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
The Naked Ape!
Which city holds the record for …
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
Fall-adelphia!
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel…
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An ape-ricot sour!
Which is the favourite Gorilla p…
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
Which operetta make the Gorilla …
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
Nutty Marietta!
Which technique does a Gorilla b…
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!
Which song title makes an Ape he…
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
Which two names figure prominent…
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet?
Ben/Anna!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas a…
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite P…
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite p…
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?
Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’
Why are Gorillas underpaid?They’…
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They’re willing to work peanuts!
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher…
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
Why did both Germany and the U.S…
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why did the actor fire his Goril…
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did the Ape jump off the bui…
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the girl Gorilla, engage…
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Why did the Gorilla fail English…
Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had little Ape-titude!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in th…
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?
To avoid the draft!
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?…
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An advertisement’s headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!
Why do apes climb to the tops of…
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
Why do Apes love to go to school…
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!
Why do Apes like tall buildings?…
Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do primates do so well in sh…
Why do primates do so well in show biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy C…
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!
Why do waiters like Gorillas bet…
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Why should you always refuse to …
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
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